Quotes that makes you smile

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying

(Oscar Wilde)

Try not! Do, or do not! There is no try

(Yoda, StarWars Episode IV)

We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it

(Dwight D. Eisenhower)

No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country

(General George S. Patton)

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken

(Oscar Wilde)

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe

(Albert Einstein)

It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it

(Maurice Switzer)

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work

(Thomas A. Edison)

If you can't explain it to a six year old, you don't understand it yourself

(Albert Einstein)

The difference between genius and stupidity is: genius has its limits

(Alexandre Dumas-fils)